OK, it’s not a real shop – that would be too much like hard work – but here are some legitimate ways of getting hold of the (mainly elusive) Dan Rhodes canon.

My new book, Sour Grapes, can be ordered from your favourite bookshop, or direct from the publisher.

Likewise its predecessor, When the Professor Got Stuck in the Snow, can be ordered in the normal way, or direct from the publisher.

Amazingly, I’ve found a stash of my oldies in the cellar, and have teamed up with The Big Green Bookshop to make them available. You can find them here . Glory be.